Watch out, that rainbow might attack you

I know a couple of girls that are afraid of balloons. Really? Balloons? Yes.

For example it was Valentine's Day and girls were getting giant stuffed bears and chocolate and roses and junk like that delivered to them in their classrooms. Well in walks about ten huge balloons and immediately this girl shells up. She huddles into herself at her desk and starts to cry a little. For balloons!

And then there are the people that are afraid of clowns. Clowns were created to make people laugh! How weird is it that something that is supposed to make you laugh actually making you cry? It's like telling an elephant joke and then someone covering their ears and crying because it scared them that an elephant was in the fridge.

So this makes me think... if people can be afraid of balloons and clowns, what else can they be afraid of? Rainbows? Flowers?

I can literally imagine a 300 lb. tough guy waddling down and street and then in a high pitched voice- "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! A 3 year old ballerina!!!!!!!!!" And then running off and weeping for fear of his life.

Sick.